ramen-n00dz:

fucking kkill me please

And then what did he do? Did he train you? Did he rehearse you? Did he tell you exactly what to do, what to say? You were a very apt pupil too, weren’t you? You were a very apt pupil! Well, why did you pick on me? Why me?!

For anyone wondering. This is real.

For anyone wondering. This is real.

danteogodofsoup:

Excellent storytelling

humansofnewyork:

"These experiences were so meaningful to me that I don’t want you to soundbite them."

humansofnewyork:

"These experiences were so meaningful to me that I don’t want you to soundbite them."

itsvondell:

Big Sexy

itsvondell:

Big Sexy

armadillo:

My mum said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn’t even ready I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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neilcicierega:

You may say I’m a dreamer

but the media men beg to differ